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Joke of the Day

"How much does funeral insurance cost Enough to put you in so much debt you need to dig your way out Alternatively: an arm and a leg"

"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"

"Ruin a date in 5 words... Does this smell like chloroform?"

"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"

"Why does a blond wear a tight skirt? To keep here legs closed. "

"If The Dark Side Of The Moon had tracks 3 and 5 removed The album would be timeless, but there wouldn't be any money in it."

"What do you call Robin Hood's mother? Mother Hood."

"What's a Call of Duty player's favorite social media website? Fazebook"

"What happens when you eat too much seafood? You begin to feel a little eel."

"So I've been tossing up between becoming a meteorologist or a scout master. But I don't know weather or knot.."