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Joke of the Day

"Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2."

"What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster? An impasta."

"If tomatoes are a fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie."

"which cola brand sources its water from the oceans? PepSi"

"what did one mexican mouse say to the other mexican mouse? nacho cheese!!"

"The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly."

"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"

"First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires... Somewhere there is a scouser with a lamp and one wish left. /english humour"

"I'm making a device where if you push an already lit elevator button, you get Hepititis C"

"If we put aside our differences and work together, I truly believe we can come up with a few more alternate spellings of the name Britney."