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Joke of the Day
"You know what really gets my goat? The Chupacabra."
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"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."
"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."
"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"
"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."
"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."
"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"
"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. In many cases this will mean showing up to the interview in a pirate suit."