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Joke of the Day
"The first time I took a Viagra it got stuck in my throat I had a stiff neck for 2 days"
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"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""
"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? Your mom can't fit in a bowling ball."
"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."
"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."
"Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men."
"How to make a Trump sandwich White bread Lots of baloney Russian dressing And a small pickle"
"My new Thesaurus arrived today, and it's terrible. And another thing, it's terrible."
"A boy asks his mother a question Boy: ""Mom, why's my cousin named Jasmine?"" Mom: ""That's because your aunt likes flowers."" Boy: ""Mom, what do you like?"" Mom: ""Oh, be quiet Richard"""