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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a touchdown at Penn State? Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky."
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"You can only push me so far before I breakdance."
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes!"
"If E.A made an alphabet. Do you think if E.A made an alphabet they would make a free betabet then release the the betabet as an alphabet?"
"Lightbulbs in Magaluf What type of lightbulbs go clubbing in Magaluf*? LEDs (*Note for any US viewers Magaluf is a popular destination in Spain for Brits that go on massive drinking/clubbing holidays)"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""
"Yesterday 8 mosquitoes bit me! I guess I now have a mosquito bite"
"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"
"A group of chimpanzees walking out of a Banana Republic is called ""disappointed"" Except for Charlie there, who scored a nice sundress."
"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."