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Joke of the Day

"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""

"I'll stop at nothing... ...to avoid using negative numbers."

"wife: What's wrong? me [annoyed because the kids menu has a picture of a tree on it but they didn't give me any brown crayons] Nothing"

"Guy at door: How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage? Dad: yea sure [yells up to me] son, you live with this guy now!"

"Every baby deserves a fair shake."

"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."

"*sits* This is nice. *stands* This is also pretty cool. *lays down* Oh okay this is my favorite."

"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."

"the cats out of the bag now... now the cats in the bag but you can still see its tail.. now the cats rolling around in some sand and dirt"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."