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Joke of the Day

"[Possibly NSFW] Have you heard about it? ""Hey, dude! Have you heard about urophilia? No? Well, urine for a good story"""

"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"

"Just because I quit smoking doesn't mean I gave up getting up and randomly leaving the room for 10 minutes."

"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"

"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."

"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."

"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you."

"What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying? ""It was a business doing pleasure with you."""

"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One."