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Joke of the Day

"If familiarity breeds contempt and absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by definition marriage is a terrible idea."

"Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine."

"Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney."

"Why did Adele cross the road to say hello from the other side"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."

"If you can't buy a person, you can always sell him."

"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."

"It was my son's birthday, so I took 4 of his mates for a burger and then bowling. They had a great time, he would have loved it"

"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""