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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? He got off on a technicality."

"I periodically tell chemistry jokes But usually there is no reaction. Probably people are just too noble."

"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"

"How to emberass an acrchaeologist? How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from."

"Every night it sounds like my neighbors take turns at running headfirst into their walls"

"I don't like skinny fashion models cause I find their lack of weight disturbing."

"Two atoms are in a bar One says to another: ""I think I've lost an electron today."" The other one replies "" are you sure?"" ""I'm positive!"""

"""Hey Barack"" ""yes Joe?"" ""I bet T-Rex's took terrible selfies"" ""Ok Joe"" ""Because they had..."" ""Short arms Joe, yes. I get it. I get it buddy"""

"The Huffington Post just did a fascinating piece on the 9 Greatest Single-Digit Numbers of All Time."

"(NSFW) Coors Light is like having sex in a canoe. Fucking close to water."