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Joke of the Day
"Why is Donald Trump's pet bee so unwilling to share information? It's a cagey bee."
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"Dear Boyz II Men, please change your name to Men II Old Men."
"This Just In For News A man apparently, we assume, was black, and we assume, was shot, and we assume, by a police officer. More details, we assume, later."
"So a dad catches his son masturbating... A dad walks into his son's bedroom and finds him masturbating. ""Son! That is bad for you, it'll make you go blind"". ""Dad, i'm over here''."
"For her birthday, I bought my wife a pair of shoes and a vibrator. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself."
"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
"If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long"
"How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit in the dark and cry."
"What's the difference between a dragon and a cheap hooker? One of them blows fire."