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Joke of the Day
"I wear glasses during math, Because it improves division."
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"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""
"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"A magic tractor drives down a road... and turns into a field."
"- You are more attractive when you don't wear glasses -You too, when I don't wear glasses"
"It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug."
"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."
"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"
"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""
"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."