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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player? The baseball player has all of its limbs."

"What's worse than watching Star Wars?"

"How Many Tickles Does it Take to Make a Octopus Laugh? ten-tickles"

"I was cumming into a sock... when the guy wearing it was like WTF?!"

"What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. Sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. Laugh, you son of a beach!"

"Even if God himself appeared & said ""Dude, I am real and you need to go to church today,"" I would still be like ""Yeah it's been a long week"""

"What do you call a muslim body builder? A protein sheikh"

"a 21st century Hitler would have Macklemore hair (the moustache was attempt to seem young & trendy) & he would call himself a ""race wonk"""

"I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu."

"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."