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Joke of the Day
"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
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"What's the worst thing about having sex with a Bulimic? She won't swallow"
"[Job interview] ""How would you describe yourself?"" ""I'd use the appropriate adjectives."" ""Anything else?"" ""Over-literal sometimes."""
"What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband? You'll never be president, Jeb."
"Have you heard that rumour about butter? I probably shouldn't spread it."
"""Life's too short to remove USB safely"""
"Not sure if I actually like movies or just like looking at something while I eat popcorn."
"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."
"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"
"You can't spell Chipotle without E. Coli"