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Joke of the Day

"I miss having Lance Armstrong at the Olympics He was dope."

"What is the opposite of Dominoes? Domi does not know...."

"What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing? He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend."

"Return of the Jedi is not possible without the receipt of the Jedi."

"Shakespeare could see the future. He knew people would listen to only two types of music. Doobie or not Doobie."

"If I was gonna kill myself, I'd fly a helicopter into the sun. It'd be badass. Babes would weep for the carnal possibilities they missed."

"A man put a sail on his bike... He was gone with the Schwinn."

"Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather rinse repeat!"

"What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer The taste"

"I pick and choose the traffic laws I'll follow."