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Joke of the Day

"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."

"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."

"Two Arabs are on a plane. One orders a bottle of Champagne and asks the other ""do you want some?"". The other replies ""No thanks, I'll have to drive soon""."

"I went to the doctor's office the other day And he told me, ""you've got to stop masturbating so furiously."" I responded, ""why, doc?"" He angrily responded, ""because, I'm TRYING to examine you."""

"Who likes debates Defish"

"If you are Bipolar... ...does it means that you can claim that you are from the North and the South Poles ?"

"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."

"My black friend asked me where to find the color copier I said it's 2015 and he can use whatever copier he wants to"

"What's going on under there? Nobody has to know but you. - Poncho salesman"