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Joke of the Day

"Jokes Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."

"What do two cousins say after they have sex? Roll Tide."

"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."

"A friend just texted me & asked for relationship advice. That's like asking the pope to name all the members of Slipknot."

"Last night I reached for my medicine and accidentally drank from a bottle of whiteout. I woke up this morning with a huge correction."

"Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo? They only had two cars."

"I'm not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example."

"What is the most obvious caretaker? It's a parent."

"The 21st century: Deleting history is often more important than making it."

"90% of parenting is waiting for the other parent to do something about it."