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Joke of the Day

"All work and no play... .... makes Abraham Lincoln a full term president. Im going to hell."

"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."

"Why was Stalin a Bad leader? Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now."

"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"

"I like my girls like I like my computers... Without Viruses."

"I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president."

"The only downside of kissing a 10 is How cold your lips get from kissing the mirror..."

"TIFU I'm like a 4/10 and she was a total 9."