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Joke of the Day
"Why do bees buzz ? Because they can't whistle !"
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"(Very blue/dirty) What's the difference between regular blood and period blood? You can't eat normal blood with a fork."
"Why is Beyonce a Jew? Because she's a survivor."
"What did the curtain rod say to the blinds? Nice shades. (sorry)"
"My wife was in jail, so I decided to go for the conjugal visit, which caused her parents to start freaking out... Best game of Monopoly ever!"
"What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient"
"I love how racism works they blame black guys for stealing because they can't see anything in the dark"
"What do you call a timid person that uses Snapchat? A snapping turtle!"
"Why won't Monica Lewinsky vote for Hillary as president? The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."