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Joke of the Day

"I know sitting down to pee makes me less manly but I stand up to poop so it all pretty much evens out."

"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."

"Hello. I am Public Restroom. Would you like some toilet paper that melts in the palm of your hand? Here, have some empty soap, my child."

"Which phone is most sold in Australia? The htc M8. Oi mate"

"Q: What kind of tree grows in your hand? A: A palm tree."

"Did you hear about the man who got his entire left side cut off? Don't worry, he's allright now."

"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."

"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"

"What does a sperm whale say after getting a massage? (NSFW) You're whale-cum!"