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Joke of the Day
"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"
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"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"
"Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale!"
"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"
"Serious question: can orphans watch PG movies? After all, they don't have parents..."
"Your momma so fat... Her aides close lanes on the George Washington Bridge"
"Use the promo code NETFLIX To get 50% off your next exam!"
"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."
"unstable person: ""when there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth"" stable person: ""i look after the horses"""