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Joke of the Day

"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."

"What's the difference between a circus and a strip club? At the circus you see cunning stunts."

"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"

"I don't understand why people are so upset about Harambe I mean, gorillas get shot by white cops all the time."

"A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar. Only when his friend comes in and he orders for both does he get his drink."

"What did the fish say when he crashed into the wall? Fuck!"

"Unicorns have the best poker faces."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."

"[prison] CELLMATE: what are you in for? ME: (actually in jail for jumping a fence to hug a panda) murder"