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Joke of the Day
"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."
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"Are you even really committed to going green if you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?"
"What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade? Drill drill drill."
"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"
"A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand? Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen? Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen? Pentel."
"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"
"[NSFW] I was walking home when I heard a homeless guy yell .. I was walking home when I heard a drunk homeless guy yell -"" You motherfucker , your daughter is your sister"""
"I'm great in bed; I can sleep for days."
"If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?"
"What's the difference between a man-whore and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three ""hoes"""