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Joke of the Day
"How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough."
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"For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her."
"When a cop asks if you know why they pulled you over, smile, take their hand in yours and say, ""Sounds like somebody needed a friend"""
"Today a girl stopped me on the sidewalk and says, ""On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty do you think I am?"" ""I'd say you're about the average but I don't want to make this a mean joke."""
"Grandma got run over by a Prius. Grandma is fine. The Prius is totaled. And there's glitter and Obama stickers everywhere. Merica."
"5 out of 1 dentists agree, they have multiple-personality disorder"
"There's a reason it's called ""girls gone wild"" and not ""women gone wild"". When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub."
"Why was the snowman's dog called Frost? Because Frost bites."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."