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Joke of the Day

"A guy is at Chick-Fil-A When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, ""Wow, you guys have fairies in here?"" The worker then says, ""No, our CEO doesn't like it."""

"Back to the Future IV: Marty Mcfly stops being obsessed with his own family and goes back in time to kill Hitler."

"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"

"I think my ex girlfriend is obsessed with me... I just found a picture of us together in a bin outside her house!"

"Some choices are easier than others: An emergency doctor's appt vs a much needed hair appt. At least if I die my hair will be cute."

"Do you want to know that people care whether you're alive? Try missing a couple of payments."

"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"TIL theres a supermoon on the 14th. ELI5: If it's so super, why doesn't it fly around in the sky? Oh, right... because it got paralyzed and died."

"What do you call a stack of cats. A Meowuntian"