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Joke of the Day
"Just like crime, slavery doesn't pay."
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"Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist."
"How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*"
"Life is like a game of chess The whites have the advantage"
"In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was ""I'm less stabby than normal"" not ""Please tell me about your cat."""
"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"
"I really hope Al Gore was in a band during college And named it ""Algorithm"""
"I just gave my cat some 7UP. Now he's got 16 lives."
"TIL that there is a subreddit dedicated to praising Nancy Grace for her contributions to modern medical science. LOL! Not really, no. She is a bad person, and should feel bad."
"What do you call a cold homie? A chilly dog."