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Joke of the Day
"Why do all the lesbians shop at The Sports Authority? Because they don't like Dicks."
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"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"A saxophone is like a lawsuit. Everyone is happy when the case is closed."
"Could Jesus make a nerd so nerdy that even he couldn't resist giving him a wedgie?"
"GUESS WHAT I SAW! Wood."
"Who fancies going to Tunisia? I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too."
"I was told insence would help me catch Pokemon But no matter how many times I make out with my sister, I'm still not getting any Pokemon"
"Please stop giving your dogs human names. My sons Buster & Lucky are getting pretty sensitive about this!"
"What do you call a dad butt? Dat ass"
"Today sucked so much it featured a guest verse from Pitbull"