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Joke of the Day
"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."
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"Kudos to therapists for resisting the natural urge to top other people's problems."
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"What did the electrical engineer do when she found out that she hadn't won the lottery? She soldered on."
"Met this chinese guy with the surname Shen. His name's Eric. As in Eric Shen. Have him for more than 4hours, call a doctor!"
"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."
"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."
"What kind of shoes do thieves wear? Sneakers."