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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a stoner and a Jew? A stoner gets baked on purpose"
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"I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day"
"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"
"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."
"What was post office worker's sexuality She was attracted to mails"
"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"
"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"
"What do fat girls and scooters have in common? They're both fun to ride.....until your friends see you."
"Had tea instead of coffee this morning & now I play a house servant in the new season of Downton Abbey."
"Why can't T-rex's clap? Cause they're dead."