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Joke of the Day
"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."
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"Spaces matter in Spanish! Why? Because."
"Men are like buses, they won't text me back."
"i wanna see the masterchef jr deleted scenes that HAVE to exist of gordon ramsay calling a kid the c-word for trying to julienne a snickers"
"Ro-Ro-Robocop, Gently down the stream, Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Killing bad guys in old Detroit in revenge for his murder."
"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the black guy cross the road? To kill the chicken and eat it!"
"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"
"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"