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Joke of the Day

"Thought for the day: is Taylor Swift's song We are never getting back together' actually about her legs ?"

"Whats the difference between acne and a Priest? Acne doesn't cum on a boys face until he is 13."

"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."

"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."

"Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool."

"Why don't they call the Batman film ""The White Knight"" instead of ""The Dark Knight""? Because no one would care that he died."

"How do you know a cat is ready to leave? He makes a fe-line for the door."

"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."

"A man has been jailed for forging banknotes. He also got a big fine which he immediately paid in crisp $9 notes."

"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."