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Joke of the Day
"I just took a part time job at a vitamin store... for some supplemental income."
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"It was so cold this morning... I actually saw a solicitor with hands in his own pockets!!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologize"" mean the same thing... except when you're at a funeral."
"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."
"whats the best thing about an ethiopian blowjob? they always swallow"
"""you look good have you been working out"" [me thinking about earlier when i taekwondo kicked a birdbath like 7 times til it fell over] Yeah"
"If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away"
"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"
"My friend never shuts up about lemon-lime flavored, caffeine-free sodas To sprite our differences we're still good friends."
"Why isn't my hand 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot"