170995
Joke of the Day
"Why did the T-Rex get kicked outta the porn shoot? Because he had a reptile dysfunction"
Next Joke
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"
"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"
"Do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend on your phone??? No?? Want me to send some to you?"
"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."
"How much does a moil get paid for circumcision? Ninety-nine dollars plus tips."
"TIFU by quitting my job as a train driver and downing a bottle of ketchup. I went off the rails and straight on the sauce."
"Why is it hard to sleep at night and easy during day"
"Life is like a box of condoms... I haven't done anything with mine yet."