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Joke of the Day

"What does an octopus take on a camping trip? Tentacles!"

"What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common? They both won't be investigated very closely."

"Turkey and Russia Turkey is going to be Putin place by Russia."

"Test boast, please ignore. Mitochondria are better than yourtochondria."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."

"Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his ass."