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Joke of the Day

"Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the piss out of the knickers."

"I saw a lady at work today doing ""breathing exercises"" and realized for the first time how lucky I was that breathing came naturally to me."

"Artists can often be compared to a parabola After they compose, they decompose."

"Are you on Facebook ? Cos I sure would like to Poke You"

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your momma can't take a joke."

"What do you call a stripper with a cattle prod? Electrifying entertainment."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. There is always an Asian that's better than you."

"I'm trying to think of an unemployment joke. But none of them work."

"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."

"have you ever had Ethiopian food? neither have they!"