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Joke of the Day

"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"

"How do you starve a black person? The same way you starve a white person you racist piece of shit"

"Been flirting with this hot chick in this bar for almost a hour now. It's only a matter of time now till nothing sexual happens whatsoever."

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat."

"Not really a joke but still funny US air force engineers and aerospace scientists developing the military's newest stealth fighter have approached Malaysia Air for the plans for the missing 777..."

"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."

"I'm a British real estate agent I only drink propertea."