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Joke of the Day
"What is Marlon Brando's favorite beer? STELLA!"
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"Why do professional boxers not have sex the night before a big fight? Because they don't like each other very much."
"Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola."
"Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it that often."
"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"
"Jewish joke! What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza won't scream when you put it in the oven."
"My son: do kids that get bullied go to college? Me: no they go to the police academy"
"Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim."
"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"
"MC stands for both Medical Certificate and Mic Controller and they both give you License to Ill"