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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton get in a plane crash who survives? America Survives."
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"how do you keep a stupid, boorish, unnatractive, and uneducated person hanging?"
"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"
"Therapist sighs, sets down glasses, rubs the bridge of his nose. ""For the last time, Christy, eating ham is not a life plan."""
"Why can't you find any painkillers in the jungle? Because the Paracetomol"
"I just assume everyone on my Christmas list has been naughty. Makes things simpler."
"I saw Tom Hanks today so I asked him for his autograph. He just wrote Thanks."
"Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweatereveryone thought she was Planet Earth"
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all it's a cadillac !"