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Joke of the Day
"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!"
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"Kissing someone mid sentence is only cute in movies. I will press my hand against your face and slowly push it way until I'm done talking."
"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."
"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."
"What do you call a dog with no legs and brass balls? Sparky"
"In 2010 the Apple CEO came to my house and started taking my cleaning supplies.. Bloody Jobs, stealing my polish!"
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? Nobody wants a garbanzo bean on their face....ha!"
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"
"The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice. Courtesy of Mary Poppins."