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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant? Pho queue!"
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"What do you call a Mexican who has had his car stolen? Carlos"
"Why are constipated people so rude? They don't give a crap"
"LPT...never trust a Genie who.... calls his penis his LAMP. I never got my wishes."
"Who let the dogs out? Bitches."
"Who decided ""have a happy period"" was an okay thing to put on a tampon box? ""Manslaughter is illegal"" would've been more relevant."
"There's a school in my town so rough they have to check students for weapons at the gate. If you don't have one they give you one. Certified Dad quality joke. Tried it out on my kids this morning."
"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."
"I refuse to be an organ donor. Mainly because I'd like to be a fully-functional zombie if I rise for the apocalypse."
"One-Liners The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs."