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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."

"How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done? The Kurds have their ways"

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"

"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."

"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."

"The sausage principle. If you like something, never find out how it's made."

"Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues"

"getting real tired of hearing opinions on murder from people outside the murderer community"

"Project Manager Humor Why do Vampires make poor project managers? Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask?)"