56655

Joke of the Day

"How I got over my procastination ... I will tell you later"

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"Where do cows go when they die? Burgertory"

"At home I have an Old Sleeping Bag Hope she doesn't wake up."

"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"

"So the test results are in. It's bad news guys, the doctor says I'm colour blind. Ill be honest with you, that diagnosis came totally out of the pink."

"What is soft and fuzzy, and lives in a hole? My belly button lint."

"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"

"Did you hear about the court ruling on the grammar Nazi who did the double-murder? He got a compound sentence."

"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"