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Joke of the Day
"Why does the murder no longer use axe? Because he realized it can't wash away his sins"
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"I found a stray cat. I looked at its collar and saw a phone number. I thought, ""No wonder your family disowned you, you fucking slut."""
"I showed my 12 year old son an old floppy disk.. He said ""Wow.. Cool! You 3D printed the save icon!"""
"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."
"Did you hear the one about the girl with a seashell tattoo on her inner thigh? If you put your ear up next to it, you can smell the ocean."
"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"
"What's the coolest kind of surgery? Hip surgery."
"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."
"Where do sick boats go? The dock!"
"""Your word is their..."" ""Your word is their,"" said the spelling bee judge. The contestant, confused, asked for a sentence. ""They're looking for their dog over there,"" replied the judge."