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Joke of the Day

"*Attempts to give a Homeless guy change* Him: Thanks. You never know, one day my situation might be you. Me: Really? *holds on to change*"

"""That was mesmerizing!"" I know another big word... huge."

"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"

"What's the difference between the holocaust and killing 5 black men? 5,999,997"

"Just bought some 007 Viagra It makes you rodger more"

"I found the secret to r/Jokes Ctrl + C Ctrl + V"

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!"

"I got caught taking a piss in the swimming pool earlier... The lifeguard shouted so loudly that I nearly fell in!"

"A Priest and a Rabbi are walking behind a 3rd grader. The priest says ""hey we should screw that kid"" The rabbi says ""outta what?'"

"I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length. Must be some kind of milestone."