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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"
Next Joke
"Aww... Nuts What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? Dick in your mouth *I'll see myself out...*"
"Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder"
"My friend was quite a colorful character... His name was Hugh"
"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."
"Anytime there's food in front of my face I always eat it even if I'm not hungry. That's why I could never be a gynecologist."
"Sometimes I'm scared I'll miss my kids when they move out but then I find a bowl of cereal in the bathtub tub and I'm not so scared anymore."
"When a husband asks you if you think it's possible to love someone forever... ""If I find the right person"" is apparently the wrong answer."
"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."