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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"
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"What is wrong with a turtle who can't come out of his shell? Ereptile dysfunction"
"Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It's better to swim in water."
"A little girl says to her mother, ""Mommy, I want to be a feminist when i grow up"" Her mother replies, ""Well pick one, Honey. You can't do both."""
"When I first got my puppy I called him Barky Bark. Now he's grown up, so he's just Bark Wahlberg."
"Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime."
"What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!"
"Ea vs Christiano Ronald Whats the difference bewteen Ea and Christiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is Faster"
"My favorite exercise at the gym is lateral neck turns, which is where I walk in, shake my head ""no,"" and leave immediately."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery driver have in common? It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired."