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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes... when you cry ... no one sees your tears... sometimes... when you are happy... no one sees your smile... But fart just one time..."

"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"

"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."

"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"

"How do you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."

"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille....nnn.....I just love smell of campfires."

"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."

"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."