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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sperm and a Young Republican / Young Conservative A sperm has at least a 1 in 100 million chance of becoming a human being"

"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."

"My girlfriend can only count out loud up to five. She thinks oral six is going too far"

"Why is it illegal to commit suicide? You aren't allowed to damage the government's property."

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."

"What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common? Hare loss."

"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"

"Who knew George Michael's ""Last Christmas""... was about the coroner?"

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"Why don't prostitutes vote? They don't care who gets in"