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Joke of the Day

"While Twitter is the slutty wife we all share, Facebook has become the humorless mother-in-law we all endure."

"A friend got some vinegar in his ear now he suffers from pickled hearing."

"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"I told my friends this story about an orca... It was a killer whale of a time"

"What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie."

"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."

"Where did little annie go after the explosion? Everywhere!!"

"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."

"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"