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Joke of the Day
"When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time."
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"What's a pirate's favorite letter? ""P"" because it's an R that lost a leg."
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"A group of crows plan a meet up... it was a premeditated murder."
"Just seen a woman in town with lipgloss so sticky she had 16 flies attached to her mouth."
"What should you do with a burning Kotex? Throw it on the ground and tamp on it."
"I went to a cemetery today. The entire time I was there my phone didn't have any service. I must have been in a dead zone."
"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."
"LA girls say they want to go on ""adventures"" but when I pitch the idea of overthrowing the yakuza they clarify that they meant, like, hiking"