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Joke of the Day

"Water fountains are great for when I want to know what your building tastes like."

"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"

"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."

"How did the OBGYN win the election? He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign."

"The Chinese police made an arrest today, but he wasn't charged. They arrested the Wong man."

"Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realising the other person was born an idiot."

"Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road."

"An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote"

"""I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In"" is my favorite Taylor Swift song about a racist shop owner."

"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."