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Joke of the Day

"Man, my 84-year-old neighbor must REALLY like working on his car. He's been under there changing the oil for 3 days."

"I'm going to open an ISIS themed cafe called Allahu Snackbar - our food is the bomb."

"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"

"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"

"We called her herpes helen We called her herpes Helen because her name was Helen."

"When does a boy scout become a man? When he eats his first brownie!"

"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."

"Parent pro tip: Beware of the child who cleans their room without being prompted. They are about to ask to borrow money."

"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""

"What do you give a man who has everything? Penicillin"