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Joke of the Day
"Dogs are like books The more you like them, the harder they are to put down. Edit: Grammar."
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"I'm making a film about emos. I really need to stop saying ""cut!"" at the end of each scene."
"If I ever fire someone who is a Taylor Swift fan I'll say ""I knew you were trouble when you clocked in."""
"A little Muslim girl tells her husband: ""I want to be a feminist when I grow up."" Husband says: ""You can do one or the other, you can't do both."""
"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"
"All of the good tweets are either married or gay."
"I went to go smoke a joint with some Mexicans. When I asked if they had any papers they all ran."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff. Ba-dum tisch"
"whats 6 inches long, red, and makes cry my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her her miscarriage"
"Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is ""swinging a mean stick"", so look out, ladies. He's back."