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Joke of the Day

"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"

"What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes."

"""Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches"" - I'm just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys"

"A pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel in his pants... The bartender says ""hey, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"" the pirate responds ""ARGH! it drives me nuts!"""

"Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party? Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'."

"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck his dick."

"The gardener at my work put beer in the garden to catch slugs SO GUESS WHO JUST BECAME A SLUG"

"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"""Daddy, may I trouble you to clean a shocking amount of poo off my genitalia?"" - if babies could talk"