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Joke of the Day
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
Next Joke
"A quick thing I would like to say to the man who invented Zero... Thanks for nothing."
"How many cats? One."
"The only thing sadder than doing nothing with our lives, is spending our time watching others do the same. #RealityTV"
"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."
"Girls: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Guys: I don't mind Girls: Like a huge mess Guys: ok Girls: Like dead bodies on fire Guys: ok"
"Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train? Because it went straight pasta!"
"ISSUE: is the road runner wile e coyote's son FOR: thhey, seem to respect each other, on some level AGAINST: one of them is a dog"
"Do you know why black people have large nostrils? Because they have big fingers."
"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."